April Fool's Day Classics?

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GoodTurns

GoodTurns

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The best I ever saw was a notice posted on the bulletin board regarding changing the air in your tires now that it was springtime. The old, cold winter air could cause condensation on your tires making them slippery....the only solution was to let out the cold air and replace it with warm Spring air. We had to have a local gas station bring over a portable pump for two young ladies in the office!

next best was envelopes left on several desks informing them that today was their "random drug testing" day... wanna talk panic!?!?!?!?

Any good ones?
 
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Ha ha .... the best one I saw was here at work. You know all the auto-flush sensors on the toilets? Well, some guy printed a bunch of small "Flush Cam for Security Purposes Only." on some overhead acetate. He then sprayed on some clear adhesive, cut them out and pasted them on all the urinals and toilet sensor units. It looked very professional and like it came from the factory. It would catch your eye when you were starting to sit down. Totall freaked everyone out! :eek:
 
GoodTurns said:
The best I ever saw was a notice posted on the bulletin board regarding changing the air in your tires now that it was springtime. The old, cold winter air could cause condensation on your tires making them slippery....the only solution was to let out the cold air and replace it with warm Spring air. We had to have a local gas station bring over a portable pump for two young ladies in the office!

next best was envelopes left on several desks informing them that today was their "random drug testing" day... wanna talk panic!?!?!?!?

Any good ones?
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:laugh: have to try that today, and it will probably work too.


Harry
 
A local radio station used to regularly broadcast April 1st news.

One year they broadcast that the space shuttle had to land at the local airport because of a mechanical malfunction. People started showing up at the airport to watch. Eventually the airport manager found out about it and called NASA. NASA told him it wasn't true.

One year it happened that April 1st was on a Friday and it was the state workers payday. They broadcast that due to a clerical error, the money for the checks had not been transferred to the disbursing account so the checks could not be cashed. The state workers WERE NOT AMUSED!!!
 
For the last few years, I've been meaning to do the jelly donut foolery.
You suck the filling from various flavored filled donuts.
Refill the lemon with mustard.
Refill the vanilla with mayonnaise.
Refill the cherry with ketchup.
Put them out for your co-workers and wait for them to chow down. :D
 
Our April fool's joke at work: the waste water superintendent told the operators to shut down for some maintenance. Two hours after the plant is down, he strolls in and the operators ask "where is maintenance?" APRIL FOOL'S!!!

It wasn't planned, and the operators weren't amused. Still funny though.
 
TexasTaxi said:
For the last few years, I've been meaning to do the jelly donut foolery.
You suck the filling from various flavored filled donuts.
Refill the lemon with mustard.
Refill the vanilla with mayonnaise.
Refill the cherry with ketchup.
Put them out for your co-workers and wait for them to chow down. :D
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or fill with toothpaste!
 
Well I am an April Fools Baby and my mother used to say I don't know who is the bigger fool Me or You. Lol
Lin
 
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