A Father's day joke.

[Paul in OKC]

Shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother needed to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.
Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did all he could think of, but nothing would soothe the baby. Finally he decided to take him to the doctor.
After the doctor listened to the father's story about doing all he could, he checked the baby's ears, chest, then down to the diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found it was full.
"Here's the problem," this doctor explained. "He just needs to be changed."
The perplexed father remarked, "But the diaper package specifically says it's good for up to 10 pounds!"

 

[bobjackson]

Paul, thanks for the laugh.

 

[stonepecker]

Some women were walking down the sidewalk and seen an old man rocking on the front porch. "Lovely day ladies" he called. "It sure is." They replied. The youngest of the ladies called out, "May I ask you a question, Sir?" "Of course." he said.
"What is your secret to your long life?" she asked. He repiled, "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day and drink a quart of whiskey a week." All the gals said "Wow" and then the oldest woman ask him "Just how old are you?"
"26 years old." he repiled.

 

[juteck]

Great joke, and I'm sure there are many good true stories like it.

With my first, I'd bring her to daycare in the morning wearing the footsie type jammies - with the feet pointing the wrong way! I was also very careful to make sure I had packed enough bottles every day to bring - only to find out that I never packed any nipples to go along with the bottles! The ladies at the daycare loved having me show up, essentially clueless!

 

[terryf]

only to find out that I never packed any nipples to go along with the bottles/quote]

I have a buddy who keeps miniature Jack Daniels in the car for just such emergencies. Pour a little whiskey in the uns mouth every ten minutes and he's happy as can be.