The sign that you are misreading actually says "buy Luthier tools and charge $25,000 to the latest college band that just sold 1 million downloads of their latest single, I eat raw bat heads for breakfast and devil horns with snail sushi for lunch.
You can't swing a dead cat over your head here without hitting one of these "college town trashy music she devil worshipping musician millionaires". I say if you can't beat 'em, sell 'em silly stuff at an outrageous price![]()
Just goes to show you, when Hell gets to cold, he takes up residence in Texas.