OK, so I am a minister
Two rabbis walked into a bar. They didn't see it soon enough.
Stephen Wright:
Some people are afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths.
"I went to a place to eat. It said 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
How do you tell when you're pen is out of invisible ink?
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape
of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
Last one below
OK, it's a pen forum...
What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?
A Uni-ball
OK, it's a pen forum...
What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?
A Uni-ball