one for Johnny

[Rifleman1776]

Tough Old Texan
> >
> >>A tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to
> >>live a
> >>long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his
> >>oatmeal
> >>every morning.
> >>
> >>The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103.
> >>
> >>When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grand-children, 45 great
> >>grandchildren, 25 great-great grand children, and a 15 foot hole
> >>where the crematorium used to be.

 

[wdcav1952]

Bravo, Frank, that was great!

 

[pastorbill1952]

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[rtjw]

<center>You are right Frank, I am a Tough Young Texan!

You ever been to Texas and seen the signs that read "Dont mess with Texas!"? </center>

<center>I have one that says

"Dont mess with Rooten Tooten Johnny Wooten!!!"</center>

 

[jeff]

Hey Frank, even I think that's funny!

 

[Gary Max]

Good one----I bet he did not smoke either

 

[Rifleman1776]

Originally posted by Gary Max
<br />Good one----I bet he did not smoke either

That could be another reason he lived so long.

 

[lkorn]

GEe Johnny, Don't tell me that you took OFFENSE at this[8D]. Frank didn't mean nuttin' by it, he was jes havin sum fun[]

 

[rtjw]

No offense taken! Just having fun.