ALL ABOARD The losers Train!

[mredburn]

This train is now taking on passengers! Dont bother to Crowd or push each other out of the way to get on first. This Train has a lot room and plenty of members you know will be riding with you.
If you did not win Trivia, couldnt solve a puzzle, suck at making pens, this train is for you!

The Rules are simple.
1-You cannot have won a prize in the Birthday Bash at all, that includes the Donation drawing and all the contests.
2- You must post in this thread "Im a Loser" I want on this train! Or something to that effect.

This train will leave the Station on Wednesday evening at 11:59:59 EST. If your not on board by then you really will be a loser.

We have some great prizes to help a select few of you jump off this train and leave the rest of the losers to their own misery!

I will assign you a number in the order you post, I will use random.org to generate winning numbers to match the amount of prizes I have left to give away.

Best of Luck to all you Losers!



All Aboard!

 

[IowaBob]

I am a BIG LOSER!!

 

[oneleggimp]

I am a Loser. I want on the Loser's Train.

 

[oneleggimp]

I AM A LOSER! I Want on the Loser's Train.

 

[mredburn]

Posting twice does not get you two seats,:biggrin:

 

[plano_harry]

Let me in. I am a loser this year.

 

[SteveG]

Sign me up. Certified contest loser with a clean record going back years! I will jump on the train, hoping I do not hurt myself while doing so!!

 

[oneleggimp]

I need the other seat for my Service Dog. She will be riding the train also. After all she has to put up with flying chips landing in her fur when I'm turning.

Actually it didn't seem like my first attempt got "posted"

 

[JimB]

I'm a loser. I want on this train!

 

[KenV]

I am yet again seeking to get on the losers train -- perfect score so far -- Nothing

 

[Cmiles1985]

I'd love a first class seat! Which car has the open bar?

 

[mredburn]

Follow the crowd.

 

[oneleggimp]

Will beer be served in official IAP Steins?

 

[Karl_99]

I am a loser this year...Show me the way to the bar car, please.

 

[Tom T]

I am a looser and would like to ride on the train. I'm not as fast as I was, can you slow it down a little so I can jump on. Maybe one to many stops at the dinner table that could be the reason.

 

[MarkD]

Save a seat for me!

 

[magpens]

Please let me on the loser train ... I am one of you !! Is this an attempt to deport all the losers ? What's going to happen ? Where are we going ? Will we be winners this time ? I can't bear to lose again !

 

[seamus7227]

I definitely need a seat!

 

[its_virgil]

Say you're feelin' kinda blue
It's no problem
This is whatcha gotta do
Add your name here
Tell'em you're a loser
Come and pay a visit
Please don't hesitate

Come join the party
Come along and be our guest
Sit back and let us do the rest
IAP IS the best,

Come on an' meet me at the station
Don't pack your bags
Just add your name
and Join the game
Just look for Mike
He's always near

Come on let's ride
Ride that loser's train
All aboard
Now don't you be afraid
Come on let's ride
Ride that loser's train
Feed the fire
Let's go one mo' time again

It's a perfect situation
It's so nice to have you here
When back at the station
You may actually win this year.
(mostly from Gypsy Train by Toto)

I'll join the loser's train...I must confess I am a 9 time loser.

Don

 

[TLTHW]

do we losers have our own secret handshake?

 

[johnstun]

I am a looser and want on the train
Jim Johnstun

 

[elkhorn]

I am a loser. Sign me up as well!!

 

[knowltoh]

I am a loser----put me on this train.

 

[avbill]

im a loser want to train with you!

 

[Curly]

Sign me up. Certified contest loser with a clean record going back years! I will jump on the train, hoping I do not hurt myself while doing so!!

Correct me if I'm wrong but you won an auction didn't you?

I donated a Sharpie Tap. That, and being a member here makes me a winner so I won't be jumping aboard this train.

 

[mtassie]

I'm a loser, again

 

[Robert Sherlock]

I'm a loser...hopefully not the Biggest Loser!

 

[Marnat3]

Im a loser. I hope I get the same seat as I had last time. At least I am in good company

 

[Sooner Fan]

I'm a loser

 

[Wpixley]

I'm a loser and would like to take a ride on this train.

 

[triw51]

Well I did not win anything this year and tried so I would like to join the group.

 

[mmyshrall]

I am a loser and want on this train.

 

[flyitfast]

I'm a born loser. I'm so lost I almost didn't see the losers post!
Please give me a reserved seat on the train before it pulls out!
Gordon

"I'm a loser and I want on this train"!

 

[jsolie]

I didn't win a blessed thing this year, so I guess that means I can get a seat on the Loser Train. LOL!

 

[electricalme]

I'm a loser. I want on this train!

 

[OZturner]

I am such a loser, I'll probably get caught in traffic and miss the Train,
If I make it, I'll even ride in the caboose.
Brian.

 

[Brian Frank]

Add me to the list. I'm a looser.

 

[Lathemaster]

Proud to say:

"I AM A LOSER!!!"

 

[Majorbdk]

I'm a loser

 

[jyreene]

Im a Loser