Originally Posted by ed4copies
Mike,
Choose words carefully.
Do NOT say, we ASSUME you have.....
nearly everyone has heard that punchline.
"We surmise" has far fewer connotations.
FWIW
Ed,
Apparently not everyone knows that punchline.
I assume that by choosing words carefully one would surmise that the outcome would be a more complete comprehension of the intended message, with minimal opportunity for misunderstandings (or of avoiding the intended ramifications of the intended words). But that could just be conjecture, or perhaps another assumption (or guess). If my assumption makes an ass out me, then my surmise must surely come as a surprise because, although the meaning is the same, the humor is deficient.
1. Because you have kept the pen for 30 days, I assume that you have opted to keep it forever.
2. Because you have kept the pen for 30 days, I surmise that you have opted to keep it forever.
3. Because you have kept the pen for 30 days, I hope and pray that you have opted to keep it forever.
4. Because you have kept the pen for 30 days, I delight in imagining that you have opted to keep it forever.
5. Because you have kept the pen for 30 days, I'm no longer obligated to accept the return.
I'm just busting Ed's chops (which I know he enjoys), but only #5 is effective.