Trash Talking for the Difficult to Use Pen Contest

[mredburn]

Trash Talking
This is the place to comment on all the Difficult To Write With Pen entries, and the best comment wins a prize! So fill it up with your best comments. There is no limit, and the primary rule is not to be too overtly offensive, profane or disgusting. Remember, this is a family site!

Nominations for the best (or maybe worst) piece of trash talking are to be emailed to IAPTrashTalk@gmail.com. Nominations will be accepted from the moment the first contest photo is posted, until the winners of the Difficult To Write With Pen Contest are announced. One nomination per member. A nomination will consist of no more than the text contained in one post of the Trash Talking thread. All nominated Trash Talk will be posted in a poll on Thursday February 18, 2016. The poll will remain open for 72 hours.

The prize for the individual responsible for the best piece of Trash Talk:

First - Two 1# Alumilite Kits from Alumilite
Second- One Sharie Tap from Curly
Third- One Box of Blanks from MGg

 

[Skewer]

I would say good things come to those who wait....but probably not true here.

 

[Curly]

Skewer has made a pen that is perfect for writing down his most profound thoughts on the paper tubes littering his bathroom floor where he does his best thinking.

 

[Dale Lynch]

What happened?Was the finish on your pen stand entry not quite cured?

 

[Curly]

Naw he was too "pooped" to finish it.

 

[mbroberg]

Prizes have been added to the first post!!!

 

[Skie_M]

I think Cornholio could actually use Skewer's invention for autographing fingernails ...

 

[maxwell_smart007]

banana peels, eggshells, coffee grounds, dirty diapers....

:biggrin:

 

[Curly]

Are you talking about the prizes Andrew or using Southerclay's entry to bury them?

 

[Skewer]

I did think about trying to enter it enter the pen stand contest...

What is it with Canadians and potty jokes?

 

[Curly]

We don't have your political nominating system for picking a leader. Potty humour is as close as we can get to the laughs you enjoy.

 

[Skie_M]

At least you guys don't have to put up with the vileness that spews forth when some of our political leaders open their mouths and exhale their empty promises... Just another reason why the political debates are supposed to be limited to one tiny little corner of the forums. ( this is not an entry... )

 

[Curly]

We get the empty promises too. That makes us all equal.

I pushed the boundaries into politics since it's a trash talking thread but I'll be happy to cease and desist.

 

[Skewer]

lol...I think you hit a soft spot, Pete.

 

[Edgar]

It's no wonder that the Homestake Mine in SD failed. I read somewhere that the only thing that was ever found on the old Oliver Claim was Fool's Gold.

 

[stonepecker]

And the Magnum pen was just a waste of good wood and a nice pen kit. Who wants to run around with that much ink in the pockets? Now if that bottle was hollowed out and filled with a little 'apple pie' :wink:..... Then it would have a great chance at winning.
Besides, It looks like everything could leak out with the hole in it.

That was some very lovely wood.

 

[southernclay]

I appreciate all of the PMs and emails about my entry. Many have asked for more information and history including interviews with Oliver descendants.

Here is the info, enjoy!

Oliver Pickaxe Pen Project

 

[Curly]

Man that picks my axe! You have sunk to a new low, shilling for that Oliver dandy.

 

[jsolie]

And the Magnum pen was just a waste of good wood and a nice pen kit. Who wants to run around with that much ink in the pockets? Now if that bottle was hollowed out and filled with a little 'apple pie' :wink:..... Then it would have a great chance at winning.
Besides, It looks like everything could leak out with the hole in it.

That was some very lovely wood.

How about a little bit of cheese with that whine?

I wouldn't want him using that as a cudgel against my noggin...

 

[jsolie]

For the "Little John" pen, who am I to k-nock that one? I would imagine turning it was an arrowing experience. I must bow to the creativity on that one. I don't know if I would want to compound the trash talking on that one.

 

[Curly]

Someone is the target of a few pointed puns.

 

[JohnU]

Adds a whole new meaning if southernclay asks to "pick your brain". At least he would have the ability to take notes. Nice idea, it was well executed!

 

[Curly]

alankulwicki7 won't be saying much for a while. He reached into the freezer for a Creamsicle and popped his pen into his mouth instead. Yup you guessed it, froze his kisser shut and he has a bad case of brain freeze. Upside is he can write with his hands tied behind his back.

 

[alankulwicki7]

alankulwicki7 won't be saying much for a while. He reached into the freezer for a Creamsicle and popped his pen into his mouth instead. Yup you guessed it, froze his kisser shut and he has a bad case of brain freeze. Upside is he can write with his hands tied behind his back.

And to top it off, I broke a tooth off as well.

 

[Bob Wemm]

alankulwicki7 won't be saying much for a while. He reached into the freezer for a Creamsicle and popped his pen into his mouth instead. Yup you guessed it, froze his kisser shut and he has a bad case of brain freeze. Upside is he can write with his hands tied behind his back.

And to top it off, I broke a tooth off as well.

Ahh, what a shame Doug, maybe that will teach you about drawing attention to yourself.
Now you will really stand out, especially when you smile.:biggrin::biggrin:

Bob.

 

[Brian G]

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[Bob Wemm]

Hey Edohmann,
I really thought your Magnum Sierra was a great idea so I made one for myself using Ironwood which is sadly a fair bit heavier than Camphor.
After I managed to get it into my shirt pocket it all went to S###.
The pocket ripped off my shirt and the pen stabbed my foot. I am off work and my insurance will not cover this.
See you in Court,

Bob.:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

[firewhatfire]

Shame on you everyone needs to enter the Pen Stand Contest:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

http://www.penturners.org/forum/f327/pen-stand-contest-138299/

I did think about trying to enter it enter the pen stand contest...

What is it with Canadians and potty jokes?

 

[Dale Lynch]

You guys are gonna make pen turning a red flag to national security.If the NSA wasen't watching before...

 

[Brian G]

Ahh, what a shame Doug, maybe that will teach you about drawing attention to yourself.
Now you will really stand out, especially when you smile.:biggrin::biggrin:

Bob.

That's true, especially in rural Minnesota. Doug will be the guy with most of his teeth.

 

[firewhatfire]

If its so difficult to use those pens create a custom stand for them and enter this contest.

http://www.penturners.org/forum/f327/pen-stand-contest-138299/

 

[Edgar]

Ahh, what a shame Doug, maybe that will teach you about drawing attention to yourself.
Now you will really stand out, especially when you smile.:biggrin::biggrin:

Bob.

That's true, especially in rural Minnesota. Doug will be the guy with most of his teeth.

Us Texas guys don't get hockey jokes.

 

[Brian G]

Businessman #1: "Pffft... Minnesota, nothing there but hockey players and hookers."

Businessman #2: "Hey! My wife is from Minnesota!"

Businessman #1: "What team did she play for?"

 

[Edgar]

Businessman #1: "Pffft... Minnesota, nothing there but hockey players and hookers."

Businessman #2: "Hey! My wife is from Minnesota!"

Businessman #1: "What team did she play for?"

I don't get it

 

[stonepecker]

Businessman #1: "Pffft... Minnesota, nothing there but hockey players and hookers."

Businessman #2: "Hey! My wife is from Minnesota!"

Businessman #1: "What team did she play for?"

I don't get it

Good for you Edgar.........Keep it that way.

 

[CREID]

Businessman #1: "Pffft... Minnesota, nothing there but hockey players and hookers."

Businessman #2: "Hey! My wife is from Minnesota!"

Businessman #1: "What team did she play for?"

I don't get it

Now that's the best joke of the day.:biggrin:

 

[alankulwicki7]

Us Texas guys don't get hockey jokes.

No, but you stole our hockey team

 

[southernclay]

No, but you stole our hockey team

At least he didn't steal your......uh....never mind.

 

[Edgar]

Us Texas guys don't get hockey jokes.

No, but you stole our hockey team

You mean there IS a hockey team in Texas?
who knew?

 

[Skewer]

If its so difficult to use those pens create a custom stand for them and enter this contest.

http://www.penturners.org/forum/f327/pen-stand-contest-138299/

I think this will hold most of them: