For sale, EXTREMELY rare, one of a kind pen blank.

MesquiteMan · Dec 5, 2008

For sale:

Extremely rare, one of a kind pen blank. Are you looking for a unique blank to send to you Secret Santa recipent? How about that "special" penturner that is on your regular Christmas list?

I have created a very special blank that only one lucky IAP member can own. It is the only one of its kind known to exist in the world and FOR SURE ABSOLUTELY NO MORE WILL BE MADE! It is the ultimate limited edition pen blank that will make a treasured pen for the lucky owner!

The price is $250. The first to respond gets it. Introducing......

The cat cr*p blank! :biggrin:

Of course, this is a joke! Don't get offended, the blank is not really for sale! It just proves that some of us will try casting ANYTHING!!

ldb2000 · Dec 5, 2008

That is going to make one "SH*TY" pen .....I like it :biggrin:

markgum · Dec 5, 2008

Very interesting use of 'stuff'...

DocStram · Dec 5, 2008

Somebody has too much time on their hands.

sdemars · Dec 5, 2008

That would be really crappy to drill . . . .

Steve

ldb2000 · Dec 5, 2008

See , I've always said that Alumilite was good for Cr*p

:biggrin::devil:

leehljp · Dec 5, 2008

Reminds me - Someone once quoted Eagle as having said that if he had enough CA, he could CA a F#rt!

Hayseedboy · Dec 5, 2008

Gross!

MesquiteMan · Dec 5, 2008

Don't worry, it was completely dry and I only handled the raw material with tongs!

arjudy · Dec 5, 2008

That's terrible.......ly funny.

MesquiteMan · Dec 5, 2008

ldb2000 said:
See , I've always said that Alumilite was good for Cr*p :biggrin::devil:

Actualy, I cast this in PR just for all the PR fans out there!

Not really, it was done it Alumilite. I would not use PR even for cr*p!!!!!!

ldb2000 · Dec 5, 2008

ROFLMAO

thewishman · Dec 5, 2008

Is that available in Emperor size? Love the CrappyBlankCo copyright.

its_virgil · Dec 5, 2008

No more comments about polyester resin stinking!
Do a good turn daily!
Don

MesquiteMan · Dec 5, 2008

its_virgil said:
No more comments about polyester resin stinking!
Do a good turn daily!
Don

I have always said PR stink like Sh**! I was just trying to make this particular batch of Alumilite catch up but it still fell short!!! :biggrin:

MesquiteMan · Dec 5, 2008

And I bet some of you guys were just itching to open this thread to bust my hump for posting a classifieds ad in the casual conversation forum too, huh???

DSallee · Dec 5, 2008

Curtis my friend ... you DO have too much time on your hands... LOL

I laughed so hard my eyes started watering .... Thanks, I needed that!

Edit: you know, I was going to make my boss a pen for Christmas until he fired me last month.... Hmmm, With this, I could STILL make him a pen... and I would enjoy the gift of giving!!! LOL

Dave

thewishman · Dec 5, 2008

I think a moderator should close the cr*ppy thread. Or at least move it to the closed area.

MesquiteMan · Dec 5, 2008

DSallee said:
Curtis my friend ... you DO have too much time on your hands... LOL

I laughed so hard my eyes started watering .... Thanks, I neened that!

Dave

I am glad everyone is enjoying this so far! I almost did not post it since I am the moderator and thought it might offend someone for some reason. I am glad everyone is not so darn serious!

MesquiteMan · Dec 5, 2008

thewishman said:
I think a moderator should close the cr*ppy thread. Or at least move it to the closed area.

There are no other moderators so I would be the one to have to do it. Besides, the offer is still open, no one has committed to buy yet!!

Hayseedboy · Dec 5, 2008

Gotta know... did that come from and Ancient Chinese cat that doesn't exist anymore??

MesquiteMan · Dec 5, 2008

Hayseedboy said:
Gotta know... did that come from and Ancient Chinese cat that doesn't exist anymore??

Nope, it came from my outdoor kitties but if they don't stop sh**ing in my wife's planter they may not exist much longer!!:biggrin:

For all the cat lovers, that was a joke. I love my outdoor kitties and would not do anything to hurt them!

Hayseedboy · Dec 5, 2008

When they are extinct you can get a lot more for them

Ligget · Dec 5, 2008

Fantastic casting Curtis!

MesquiteMan · Dec 5, 2008

Hayseedboy said:
When they are extinct you can get a lot more for them

That is why I am only asking $250 for this one. If they were extinct it would have been $500!!

randyrls · Dec 5, 2008

DSallee said:
you know, I was going to make my boss a pen for Christmas until he fired me last month.... Hmmm, With this, I could STILL make him a pen... and I would enjoy the gift of giving!!! LOL

Dave

Make him a pen out of oosik, and tell him it is flavored pen......

NewLondon88 · Dec 5, 2008

MesquiteMan said:
Don't worry, it was completely dry and I only handled the raw material with tongs!

I assume this should only be turned with while wearing appropriate breathing
apparatus. Self contained might be overkill, but respirator should suffice.

Now, where is Mr. Goulet? :tongue:

NewLondon88 · Dec 5, 2008

MesquiteMan said:
There are no other moderators so I would be the one to have to do it. Besides, the offer is still open, no one has committed to buy yet!!

Well, you didn't mention if that price included .. shipping
(whew! dodged THAT typo ..)

mwildes · Dec 5, 2008

Cute! Gives me great ideas for former bosses that I always said weren't worth a c--p...... hmmmmmm.... maybe they are!

Mudder · Dec 5, 2008

YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!

I never would have pegged you for a fecalfeliac.

rjwolfe3 · Dec 5, 2008

I say you have an auction for instead, lol.

GoodTurns · Dec 5, 2008

I'm thinking shi tzu's for slimlines, great danes for full size gents...

dgscott · Dec 5, 2008

If you're looking for more stock, I can provide you with plenty at a very reasonable price!

GoodTurns · Dec 5, 2008

I was going to say HOLY sh**, but I guess the voids have been pretty well taken care of at this point!

Birthday bash is coming...might want to save that one. you could auction it to be sent to the winner's recipient of choice.

ed4copies · Dec 5, 2008

Actually:

MesquiteMan said:
And I bet some of you guys were just itching to open this thread to bust my hump for posting a classifieds ad in the casual conversation forum too, huh???

That thought DID cross my mind!!!

Like Mudder (who is in rare form lately), I was also surprised to find you are a catcrapcaster!

scotirish · Dec 5, 2008

If you see your way to making about 632 blanks, they could be made into pens and sent to Washington!!! :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin: I am sure the would be used by those who push their cat s#*@ onto us!

arty:

rej19 · Dec 5, 2008

Put it on Ebay. If they buy burn't toast surely they would buy this!

pianomanpj · Dec 5, 2008

MesquiteMan said:
Don't worry, it was completely dry and I only handled the raw material with tongs!

You put a moisture meter on it?!?

:biggrin:

THarvey · Dec 5, 2008

I DARE you to make a pen from it and enter it in the ugly pen contest for this year's Birthday Bash.

alphageek · Dec 5, 2008

Ok.. First off ... EWWWWW...

Secondly, congrats Butch!

Curtis said the first response gets it

Third.. Ewwww... Not a good first post of the day to read - blech.

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