What retiered do here

[Darley]

What Retired People Do here!


Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days.

Interesting.


Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop. I was only in there for about 15 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So I called him a piece of dog > ...> .He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about
20 minutes.The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a > .> .. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's
important at my age.

 

[jwoodwright]

My leg is killing me and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying...[][]

 

[rtjw]

That is so funny. Sounds like something my mother would do!!!!!!

 

[tipusnr]

Thanks!! That was MY car!!![]

 

[GregMuller]

Just a word of caution to other seniors who may want to try this. I credit Darley local Law Enforcement with great patience. As a police officer here after writing the third ticket I would have thrown Darley in hand cuffs, arresting him for disorderley conduct and thrown his ass in county lockup for a while. Then for good measure I would have lost the paperwork for a day or two to give him time to come up with something else to fill his retirement days. [8D]
Have a nice day!!

 

[Gary Max]

Thanks Serge---that was so dang funny I stopped and found the wife so she could come in and read it---great job.

 

[Thumbs]

Greg, you might do that; but you shouldn't have said anything about it. Now, you may be facing charges of your own if a suspect taken into custody by you has any difficulty with due process that may be anyway related to your handling of the case.[}]

 

[rtjw]

Greg, I dont think you would arrest him. Go ahead and try it. I dont think you will!!!

 

[Ligget]

LOL!!! That was a cracker![][]

 

[Rifleman1776]

Originally posted by ligget
<br />LOL!!! That was a cracker![][]

Or he was pullin' the mick outa us. [][]

 

[Darley]

Originally posted by GregMuller
<br />Just a word of caution to other seniors who may want to try this. I credit Darley local Law Enforcement with great patience. As a police officer here after writing the third ticket I would have thrown Darley in hand cuffs, arresting him for disorderley conduct and thrown his ass in county lockup for a while. Then for good measure I would have lost the paperwork for a day or two to give him time to come up with something else to fill his retirement days. [8D]
Have a nice day!!

Greg I will make sure to do this in winter time in NY, like that I will have warm place and warm soup for the days you will keep me [][]

 

[Travlr7]

Greg..................................MATE-------------YOU ARE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Bruce