Watching what we say.....

[stonepecker]

Guys, Please be carefull of putting your thoughts into words.
Please excuse language at the end....

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY
OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR
OWN AGE AND
THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T
LOOK THAT OLD. WELL....
YOU'LL LOVE THIS
ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND
I WAS SITTING IN THE
WAITING ROOM FOR MY
FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A
NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS
DDS DIPLOMA,
WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A
TALL, HANDSOME,
DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE
SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY
HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY
THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH
ON, WAY BACK THEN?
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER,
I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY
SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED
MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED
FACE WAS WAY TOO
OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY
CLASSMATE. AFTER HE
EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED
HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A
MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH
PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I
ASKED.

HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975.
WHY DO YOU ASK?'

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I
EXCLAIMED.


HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY

THEN THAT

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT ASS,

GRAY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT

SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???'









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I hope this put a smile on your face that lasts all day. :biggrin:

 

[wob50]

That was a good one ha ha ha roflol

 

[triw51]

I laughed so loud and hard I had tears in my eyes. I can so identify with that.

 

[bobjackson]

FUNNY!

 

[Mike Powell]

Thanks for the laugh this morning...

 

[JimB]

That gave a a good laugh.

 

[BJohn]

I needed the laugh, but actually I was thinking the same thought just the other day. Can I really be eligible for Social Security in a year & a half. OH MY!!

And I graduated in 72!

 

[elkhorn]

Too true, too true!

Thanks for the laugh to start my day.

 

[tbroye]

Oh thank you I had a rough morning, had to put my 14 year old cat. But this put a smile on my face and make me laugh, I am 72 and have thought the same thing.

 

[raar25]

Now thats funny. Thanks

 

[Dalecamino]

Only you Wayne! :biggrin: Good one :wink:

 

[firewhatfire]

1. 1975 was 40 years ago......hahahahaha
2. thats funny

I copied it, adjusted dates and and put my wifes name on it. Then I sent it to her in an email. Should make her real happy with me.

 

[stonepecker]

Hey Fire!!!
Let your wife know that I ship tombstones all over. Even the cheap ones.

:highfive: Keep smiling.

 

[ctubbs]

There is an old man living somewhere in my house. I've tried and tried to catch him and toss the interloper out on his uh..uh rear. (Yep, that will work) Some how he has managed to get behind our bathroom mirror and stays just out of reach. I have tried to look around the edge of the mirror, but he vanishes. I thought he might be behind me, but he must be real quick for such an old timer because when I turn around to catch him, he just leaves way too quickly. I can't even catch a glimpse of him once I make the turn. Any suggestions about ways to trap this dude would be greatly appreciated. Can't afford any reward, spent too much on blanks and tools.

Charles

 

[Fay Prozora]

I went to school with a boy who became a Dr and he is a good one too. Never saw him again after the 6th or 7th grade. But this is so funny I nearly wet my pants laughing so much.. Thanks for the great laugh. Even tho I'm mad because I can't get any coffee this a.m. because I have to descale my keurig so now gotta go get some vinegar to do it with... Another store trip AGAIN!.... Fay