Warren Buffet emailed me! I'm rich!

[thewishman]

Found an email in my spam folder that made my life amazingly better! Mr Warren Buffet is sending me $1,500,000.00

The interesting part is that his return email address is trendyclothes@alice.it

Just quit my job! Hello fancy living!

 

[mredburn]

What a cheapskate, he has way more money than that and could afford to share it with you, and add another "0" to the end. I would write and demand a better offer.

 

[SpecialV4213]

Or at least a nice outfit. Lol


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[Woodchipper]

Got you beat! I got two calls from Publisher's Clearing House. Both within 5 minutes! Lastweek, I got an email from them. Misspelled words, poor punctuation, plus the email code was for Russia. Heard a person at church a while back saying her mother got taken TWICE by some guy in Africa who needed money to get his money out of a bank. He should have hired Bonny and Clyde.

 

[thewishman]

Wait, it gets better! He actually called me Dearly Beloved!!!

It's been nice knowing youse guys. I'm moving on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky.

 

[Rolandranch]

Nice! Hey, I've got a few thousand $$ that I'll send you to make your life even better (I'll just need your cc number and bank routing number for the wire transfer). :wink: