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Ron Mc

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I liked this one and wanted to share it.:D


"Hello, is this the Sheriff's office?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith.
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes,
they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.

The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd.

Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
 

ctEaglesc

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Boy if I were a law officer I sure would be offended at this.
As it is I think jokes about illeagle drugs only encourage people to break the law.
Jeff would you please lock this thread or better yet delete it?
 
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