A chunk of black tarmac walks into a bar and declares at the top of his tough voice..
''I'm the hardest b...@...d in here, anyone wanna fight me??''
No one responds and he smirks at the barman while drinking his drink...
Soon afterwards a chunk of red tarmac storms in and declares....
''I'm the toughest SOB in here !!! Anyone wanna fight?? Huh?? Huh??''
No one responds and he smirks at the barman while drinking his drink.
The barman goes over to the black tarmac and asks..
''I thought you wanted to fight? Why didn't you challenge that red tarmac? You just kept quiet''
The black tarmac says..
'' Are you crazy?? ......that guy is a cyclepath!!!''
Sorry...:biggrin:
''I'm the hardest b...@...d in here, anyone wanna fight me??''
No one responds and he smirks at the barman while drinking his drink...
Soon afterwards a chunk of red tarmac storms in and declares....
''I'm the toughest SOB in here !!! Anyone wanna fight?? Huh?? Huh??''
No one responds and he smirks at the barman while drinking his drink.
The barman goes over to the black tarmac and asks..
''I thought you wanted to fight? Why didn't you challenge that red tarmac? You just kept quiet''
The black tarmac says..
'' Are you crazy?? ......that guy is a cyclepath!!!''
Sorry...:biggrin: