Special delivery

[JRay8]

i came home to find this box sitting on my porch today. really, this is not an internet joke. this box was delivered to my home.

 

[OKLAHOMAN]

What did you order that had to be shipped from my banker in Nigeria?

 

[Drstrangefart]

Looks like someone mis-spelled "Here's your adult literature".....

 

[mrcook4570]

So did you follow the instructions?

 

[robersonjr]

By golly, I can read that just fine, looks like some of the stuff I see around here.
Hope the contents are of better quality.

 

[pianomanpj]

I found a typo!!! The "E" comes BEFORE the "A" in "CAER"!!

 

[JimB]

My wife says "caer' in spanish means 'to fall". In spanish they say "No lo deje caer". It transalates to "Don't let it fall"

 

[tt1106]

Ah, more victims of the economic downturn. Somewhere in the unemployment line is either a QA guy or a professional typesetter.

 

[Holz Mechaniker]

Hookt on foniks workt for them

 

[crabcreekind]

Haha fail.. this is pretty bad too. This was at my uncles house

 

[Chuck Key]

It is one of those groups of letters containing many words:

RACE
CARE

 

[Woodlvr]

What does Do Not "DRDP" mean? LOL

 

[oops99]

I hope the box didn't contain an alphabet stencil kit


Tom/oops99

 

[Chuck Key]

ACRE
RACE
CARE

 

[rlofton]

Let's see. DRDP is an observation tool for teachers to record individual progress toward the achievement of four Desired Results for children:

• Children are personally and socially competent.
• Children are effective learners.
• Children show physical and motor competence.
• Children are safe and healthy.

CAER is "The Center for Applied Energy Research" is one of the University of Kentucky's multidisciplinary research centers.

So a) it appears that someone sent you a kit the contents of which will determine if you are mature enough to develop a dilythium crystal powered roller ball pen.

Or b) somebody just screwed it up royally! I vote for B.

 

[JRay8]

Did anyone see Drop is mis spelled too? DRDP!

 

[Rounder]

You must work for the guvmint and they have sent you a top secret coded message package. They will probably have to come eliminate you and all who have read this thread since it has now been made public.

 

[GaryMGg]

You buy a government furnished edumacation kit?!?!?

 

[Rounder]

You buy a government furnished edumacation kit?!?!?

LOL, I like that one. What with illegal immy's and Obungler lowering education standards so the kiddies feel good about themselves being stupid, that could be exactly what is in that box!

 

[Holz Mechaniker]

Well In a little town north of Kalamazoo, MI. There was this on the road,

 

[Atherton Pens]

After the discussion about cursive writing, it's a good thing these warnings are in block letters!