I found this on Richard Binder's website.... There is some realy funny stuff there if you take the time to search around...
The Jennifer Lopez Wedding Pen: Has a patina finely crafted from years of speculation. Gorgeous signature pen that only uses Nathan Tardif's Noodler's Disappearing Ink. Great for marriage licenses.
The Rafael Palmeiro: The cap resembles the Orioles slugger's face; the clip - his nose - grows longer each day. This pen will make your signature larger than life when you use the special stanazol-loaded cartridges.
The Dukes of Hazzard: Made with aged cedar and orange metallic trim, this one features a genuine turquoise cap jewel on which is painted a genuine replica of the Stars & Bars. It will take you a while to figure out where’s the secret compartment for hauling ’shine.
The Notting Hill Carnival Special: A colorful, festive model with a hooligan’s heart you sometimes have to bail out of jail the next morning.
The Michael Moore: While the points you make while writing with this annoyingly large pen - whose noisy nib makes grating noises against the paper - might have started out as valid arguments, by the time you’ve finished, no one will ever read it.
The Steve Jobs special: It’s hard to describe, foresee, or even imagine, but you know it will have clean lines and be insanely great. And it also should be able to broadcast MP3s over your wireless network.
The Ricky Williams Pen: Perfectly centered and beautifully woven from natural hemp products, this pen might be expensive but it still quits on you.
The Marilyn Manson Special Edition: Loaded with tattoos and piercings, it's tough to figure out how to hold this pen. Leading candidate for the ugliest pen of all time award to be bestowed in late 2006 by Stylus.
The Martha Stewart: Prim and graceful, jet black on the inside. Don’t worry about accidentally dropping this or even stepping on its precious resin, because it will survive and come back better than ever with its own reality TV show.
The Brad Pitt: Weathered and unshaven, this pen only writes short sentences. Discriminating collectors will go ga-ga over the even more limited special double-botoxed edition.
The Jennifer Lopez Wedding Pen: Has a patina finely crafted from years of speculation. Gorgeous signature pen that only uses Nathan Tardif's Noodler's Disappearing Ink. Great for marriage licenses.
The Rafael Palmeiro: The cap resembles the Orioles slugger's face; the clip - his nose - grows longer each day. This pen will make your signature larger than life when you use the special stanazol-loaded cartridges.
The Dukes of Hazzard: Made with aged cedar and orange metallic trim, this one features a genuine turquoise cap jewel on which is painted a genuine replica of the Stars & Bars. It will take you a while to figure out where’s the secret compartment for hauling ’shine.
The Notting Hill Carnival Special: A colorful, festive model with a hooligan’s heart you sometimes have to bail out of jail the next morning.
The Michael Moore: While the points you make while writing with this annoyingly large pen - whose noisy nib makes grating noises against the paper - might have started out as valid arguments, by the time you’ve finished, no one will ever read it.
The Steve Jobs special: It’s hard to describe, foresee, or even imagine, but you know it will have clean lines and be insanely great. And it also should be able to broadcast MP3s over your wireless network.
The Ricky Williams Pen: Perfectly centered and beautifully woven from natural hemp products, this pen might be expensive but it still quits on you.
The Marilyn Manson Special Edition: Loaded with tattoos and piercings, it's tough to figure out how to hold this pen. Leading candidate for the ugliest pen of all time award to be bestowed in late 2006 by Stylus.
The Martha Stewart: Prim and graceful, jet black on the inside. Don’t worry about accidentally dropping this or even stepping on its precious resin, because it will survive and come back better than ever with its own reality TV show.
The Brad Pitt: Weathered and unshaven, this pen only writes short sentences. Discriminating collectors will go ga-ga over the even more limited special double-botoxed edition.