dkarcher
Member
WITH ALL OF THE TALK OF MERGERS THIS WEEK - HERE IS A LIST OF GREAT
INVESTMENT TIPS.
To my friends who may want to enrich their stock portfolios!
Investment tips for 2009
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG
bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2008:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and
Will become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood
4.) Zippo Manufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .
5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild.
7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become: Knott NOW!
INVESTMENT TIPS.
To my friends who may want to enrich their stock portfolios!
Investment tips for 2009
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG
bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2008:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and
Will become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood
4.) Zippo Manufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .
5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild.
7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become: Knott NOW!
