Quotes and humor for the week

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Paul in OKC

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Good quotes this week:
“Children are the world’s most valuable resource and its best hope for the future.†-- John F. Kennedy

“You say I started out with practically nothing, but that isn’t correct. We all start with all there is. It’s how we use it that makes things possible.†-- Henry Ford

“I have more respect for the fellow with a single idea who gets there than for the fellow with a thousand ideas who does nothing.†-- Thomas Edison

“Men who reach decisions promptly usually have the capacity to move with definiteness of purpose in other circumstances.†-- Andrew Carnegie

“Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing.†-- Abraham Lincoln


Humor:
'I have to have a raise,' the man said to his boss. 'And I just want to let you know, there are three other companies after me.'

'Is that so?' asked the manager. 'What other companies are after you?'

'The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company.'
 
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