The perfect gift for any woman (not a pen)

[Monty]

Got this from another forum.

 

[Thumbs]

I saw one similar to this for men but couldn't read it because my wife hid my glasses. Hmmmm.....[]

 

[pete00]

lol..now i know why i keep getting these twitches before i take out the trash.

 

[Doughboy]

I see the he-mote has a button for put the toilet seat down. I wonder why men don't cry about having to put the toilet seat up...

 

[jckossoy]

Quick! Hide this thing from my wife before she buys one and tells all her friends[].

Kol Tov,

 

[wood-of-1kind]

Is there a female version??? I will be the first to purchase. Just name your price$$$$$

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[angboy]

Don't know why I'm doing this, but here's the version for a man. (I feel like such a traitor to my sex!)

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[angboy]

Originally posted by wood-of-1kind
<br />Is there a female version??? I will be the first to purchase. Just name your price$$$$$

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And my price is $439,584,092,486.05 (OK, you can round down and take off the nickel), plus tax!

 

[Woodbutcher68]

The She-Mote control is defective!
There are buttons to increase nagging and complaining and no buttons to increase sex!

 

[angboy]

Originally posted by Woodbutcher68
<br />The She-Mote control is defective!
There are buttons to increase nagging and complaining and no buttons to increase sex!

Hhhhmmm, interesting... and no button on the he-mote to decrease sex! [}][][}][]