Originally posted by DocStram
Attention: Two Chops Mike
There are several obvious incongruences in your report to the members. First of all, you declared yourself a "winner" . . . which is, in fact, a serious contradiction in terms. A winner is one whom wins something, whether it be animate or inanimate, regardless of value. You, my friend, really didn't win anything other than some sort of self-proclaimed prize. Let's not lead members astray with a sensationalist post designed to lure the membership into thinking that you won something. Your post borders on yellow-journalism.
Secondly, you state that you turned a Classic American. I find this statement to be particularly contemptible since the only true Classic American was John Wayne . . . and, as we all know, the Duke has been dead for quite some time.
Thirdly, you state that your basic job when helping your wife is "to be on call." It is patently clear to all of us that your real job is to be at her beck and call. Quite a difference, I would say.
Most absurdly, you describe your wife's blanks as being "horrendously not concentric." I strongly advise you not to let your wife see your post. Such descriptions of a wife "blanks" hardly lends itself to a "happy" Valentine's Day . . . if you get my drift.
