Ultra Oosik cigar pens
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ed4copies
Local Chapter Manager
Nice looking pens, not sure I like that kit, yet.
Thanks for showing it!!
Thanks for showing it!!
workinforwood
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Very nice, is that a walrus' tooth? Cause there's only one other thing I can think of for oosik and I can't mention it here
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IPD_Mrs
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Ed, like you the jury is out on the kit. Reed had good choices of blanks with the kits too. Would be interesting to see some of your metalics on that kit Ed.
Reed,
What is the burl that the pens are photographed on?
Mike
wudnhed
Member
I have never been much of a cigar kit person but I love these kits! Your pens are beautiful.
GoodTurns
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Do you at least feel a twinge of sympathy when turning it?
ODE TO AN OOSIK
Strange things have been done in the Midnight Sun,
and the story books are full---
But the strangest tale concerns the male,
magnificent walrus bull!
I know it's rude, quite common and crude,
Perhaps it is grossly unkind;
But with first glance at least, this bewhiskered beast,
is as ugly in front as behind.
Look once again, take a second look -- then
you'll see he's not ugly or vile --
There's a hint of a grin, in that blubbery chin --
and the eyes have a shy secret smile.
How can this be, this clandestine glee
that exudes from the walrus like music?
He knows, there inside, beneath blubber and hide
lies a splendid contrivance -- the Oosik!
"Oosik" you say -- and quite well you may,
I'll explain if you keep it between us;
In the simplest truth, though rather uncouth
"Oosik" is, in fact, his penis!
Now the size alone of this walrus bone,
would indeed arouse envious thinking --
It is also a fact, documented and backed,
There is never a softening or shrinking!
This, then, is why the smile is so sly,
the walrus is rightfully proud.
Though the climate is frigid, the walrus is rigid,
Pray, why, is not man so endowed?
Added to this, is a smile you might miss ---
Though the bull is entitled to bow --
The one to out-smile our bull by a mile
is the satisfied walrus cow!
(Anonymous)
Strange things have been done in the Midnight Sun,
and the story books are full---
But the strangest tale concerns the male,
magnificent walrus bull!
I know it's rude, quite common and crude,
Perhaps it is grossly unkind;
But with first glance at least, this bewhiskered beast,
is as ugly in front as behind.
Look once again, take a second look -- then
you'll see he's not ugly or vile --
There's a hint of a grin, in that blubbery chin --
and the eyes have a shy secret smile.
How can this be, this clandestine glee
that exudes from the walrus like music?
He knows, there inside, beneath blubber and hide
lies a splendid contrivance -- the Oosik!
"Oosik" you say -- and quite well you may,
I'll explain if you keep it between us;
In the simplest truth, though rather uncouth
"Oosik" is, in fact, his penis!
Now the size alone of this walrus bone,
would indeed arouse envious thinking --
It is also a fact, documented and backed,
There is never a softening or shrinking!
This, then, is why the smile is so sly,
the walrus is rightfully proud.
Though the climate is frigid, the walrus is rigid,
Pray, why, is not man so endowed?
Added to this, is a smile you might miss ---
Though the bull is entitled to bow --
The one to out-smile our bull by a mile
is the satisfied walrus cow!
(Anonymous)
Rifleman1776
Member
What does a less than "ultra" oosik look like? []
Nice work and unique. That kit will have to grow on me.
]Nice work and unique. That kit will have to grow on me.
wdcav1952
Activities Manager Emeritus
Frank, "plain" oosik is not jewelled!! [] It is a little lower in the peck<s>er</s>ing order of oosiks. []
] It is a little lower in the peck<s>er</s>ing order of oosiks. []
workinforwood
Member
How did I guess that was what it was...yikes! Now I know I've seen it all.
workinforwood
Member
How did I guess that was what it was...yikes! Now I know I've seen it all.
wood-of-1kind
Member
Originally posted by wdcav1952
<br />Frank, "plain" oosik is not jewelled!! [
I hope this topic does not 'shrink' to it's lowest denominator[
]<s>Up</s> er, I mean let the topic continue to 'grow'.
-Peter-[
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txbatons
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Frank...I got an email this morning for a drug that seems to Ultra-size oosiks. Maybe that was used. []
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guts
Member
I bet that was hard one to turn,walrus probably looked like[V]
guts
Member
I bet that was hard one to turn,walrus probably looked like[V]
wdcav1952
Activities Manager Emeritus
Some of you guys like to repeat yourselves!! []
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guts
Member
some times you have to say it twice for OLD people who live in arkansas to understand.[}]
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wdcav1952
Activities Manager Emeritus
Originally posted by guts
<br />some times you have to say it twice for OLD people who live in arkansas to understand.[}
GOOD SHOT, BILL!!!!! ROTFLMAO!! [
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rd_ab_penman
Member
Hey Reed,
Is this Walrus Ooisk as hard to turn as Whale Bone?
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Is this Walrus Ooisk as hard to turn as Whale Bone?
louisbry
Member
Beautiful pens and I like the new kits.
R2
Member
Very Nice Indeed![][][^]
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Glenn McCullough
Member
Beautifully done pens, they look as good as you can get. I, too , was excited to see an upgraded cigar. IMHO they went a bit too schmaltzy with it, though.
It should be a big hit with the ladies[}]
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ed4copies
Local Chapter Manager
Many ladies say it's too heavy (the regular, old cigar), is the new one a different weight?
johncrane
Member
Your "oosik" bone pen looks great and is now a top talking piece []
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txcwboy
Member
the visual is just way too much for me to "get a hold" of on that pen []...Nice pen though but I ll pass ! lol
Dave
]...Nice pen though but I ll pass ! lolDave
lwalden
Member
I keep looking on the DIY cable channel for the documentary on the Cigar pen changes.... but I haven't been able to find the "Pimp my Pen" series yet......[
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winpooh498
Member
Ok, I am slow and had to do a Google search search for what this "bone" was. It looks cool! But OUCH!! I'm not even of the male persuasion and still say OUCH!! Poor Walrus. Any way nice work on the pens. I still don't like the kits.
toolcrazy
Member
Nice Pens.
There is a review of the ulta cigar on my review site.
There is a review of the ulta cigar on my review site.
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