This one's just un"BEAR"able.....

[Drstrangefart]

So, my friend Brad has a weird bear phobia. I've been messing with him about it for a while. He says it's acceptable as long as I don't show up at his house with a live kodiak. I searched all over town for a small solid plastic bear to do this with and got nowhere. I did find this and cobbled together a way to get 'er set up.

 

[Timebandit]

:frown::hypnotized::biggrin:

LOL!!!! This is just so wrong.............................but yet so hilarious:rotfl:!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Drstrangefart]

I like to think the TRY ME sticker on the front makes him look like a real harda$$....

 

[Timebandit]

I like to think the TRY ME sticker on the front makes him look like a real harda$$....

LOL!!!! I dont think he is a harda$$ anymore:frown:

 

[renowb]

That bear is trying to smile but you can tell he's in pain!:biggrin::biggrin:

 

[Drstrangefart]

That bear is trying to smile but you can tell he's in pain!:biggrin::biggrin:

COULD be why he's smiling..... Eww....

 

[renowb]

HaHa! LOL!

That bear is trying to smile but you can tell he's in pain!:biggrin::biggrin:

COULD be why he's smiling..... Eww....

 

[Drstrangefart]

Still waiting to see if I can successfully hand this beauty off to its future owner. He should be seeing the pics sometime in the next few hours.

 

[flyitfast]

You are COLD1!! :biggrin:
My kinda people.............
gordon

 

[joefyffe]

Doctor, you are definitely a "strangefart"!!!!! :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

So, my friend Brad has a weird bear phobia. I've been messing with him about it for a while. He says it's acceptable as long as I don't show up at his house with a live kodiak. I searched all over town for a small solid plastic bear to do this with and got nowhere. I did find this and cobbled together a way to get 'er set up.

 

[Drstrangefart]

I'm just surprised I managed to permanently mount a tube in a stuffed animal. That thing ain't coming out without a box cutter.

 

[robutacion]

I'm just surprised I managed to permanently mount a tube in a stuffed animal. That thing ain't coming out without a box cutter.

What , poor Mr bear...!:redface: you are a cruel man dude, how would you like to have a tube permanently stuck up your...., you know what...!:wink::biggrin:

That is just hilarious...!:biggrin:

Cheers
George

 

[Drstrangefart]

I'm just surprised I managed to permanently mount a tube in a stuffed animal. That thing ain't coming out without a box cutter.

What , poor Mr bear...!:redface: you are a cruel man dude, how would you like to have a tube permanently stuck up your...., you know what...!:wink::biggrin:

That is just hilarious...!:biggrin:

Cheers
George

Well, the bear's still smiling.... Eww....

 

[kludge77]

Issues dude. Serious issues...

:0

 

[Buzzzz4]

This makes me think I should have copyrighted or patented or whatever the term is on sticking things onto a pen. You are following right along with the Big Top
Let's see what else that mind can think up.

 

[Timebandit]

OH MAN!!............:frown: .............I had forgotten about this creepy thing......No i might not be able to sleep tonight:curse:

Thanks!!!!!!!

This makes me think I should have copyrighted or patented or whatever the term is on sticking things onto a pen. You are following right along with the Big Top
Let's see what else that mind can think up.

 

[Drstrangefart]

This makes me think I should have copyrighted or patented or whatever the term is on sticking things onto a pen. You are following right along with the Big Top
Let's see what else that mind can think up.

I had flashbacks of that one while I was trying to figure out how to mount the tube in the bear. Kinda half expected a comparison. I was pretty envious of that one when I saw it posted. I have yet to find a creepy-a$$ clown to make a pen with, but that's only a matter of time.

 

[ssajn]

That looks like it would leave a mark. Ouch

 

[wolftat]

I'm just surprised I managed to permanently mount a tube in a stuffed animal. That thing ain't coming out without a box cutter.

Try Ex-lax.

 

[rkimery]

I'm taking it that this a male bear?

I agree with Gordon (flyitfast) - My kinda people.

 

[MOtrooper]

Poor bear... it looks like he's been violated like no bear should be!

 

[Ligget]

Ouch, reminds me of the joke about the constipated Math teacher who worked it out with a pencil! :biggrin:

 

[rizaydog]

Are you a Proctologist by chance???

 

[Drstrangefart]

Ouch, reminds me of the joke about the constipated Math teacher who worked it out with a pencil! :biggrin:

Are you a Proctologist by chance???

Nope! Just a total a$$!

 

[Drstrangefart]

Finally got to show it to its future owner. He was not very upset, sadly. And he agreed to not throw it out. Now I gotta find a more realistic bear he WILL be upset by. He was disappointed that it didn't mess with his phobia.

 

[FogHornLegHorn]

Ugh.....

 

[pianomanpj]

And all this time I thought the rhetorical saying was: "Do bears $h!t in the woods?"

Man, was I wrong!!!

Apparently, the saying REALLY is, "Do bears $h!t wood?"

 

[Drstrangefart]

And all this time I thought the rhetorical saying was: "Do bears $h!t in the woods?"

Man, was I wrong!!!

Apparently, the saying REALLY is, "Do bears $h!t wood?"

Must be his high fiber diet....

 

[azamiryou]

This is what immediately popped into my mind.
http://youtu.be/T9MAmWnOznI

(Fast-forward to 0:45 if you want to see just the bear part. I love that he "distracts" the bear first.)

 

[Drstrangefart]

This is what immediately popped into my mind.
http://youtu.be/T9MAmWnOznI

(Fast-forward to 0:45 if you want to see just the bear part. I love that he "distracts" the bear first.)

Yeah, dude. That's TOTALLY Penbear's silent movie cousin. They exchange the occasional letter.