I made this extra large desk pen for my farming friend. He wanted one large enough that no one will want to put it their pocket and walk away with it. It is made out of red oak and is 10 and 1/2 inches long.
Heh, heh, heh, I did that one time. Made a long pen out of spare parts so no one would want it. Sold it because of the story behind it. Can't win for loosing.